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Archive for October, 2006

John Kerry Is *WAY* Smarter Than You

Posted by Art On October - 31 - 2006

“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

Well, well, well! Isn’t that nice? I can’t believe that there were/are people out there who want to elect this elitist snob. All this guy does is throw insults out at everybody, and he offers no real solution to anything.

What a classless fool this man is. Essentially, what he is saying is:

“If you don’t study hard and do your homework, you’ll just end up in the desert doing something useless. You know, like attempting to grant freedom to tens of millions of oppressed people. I mean, what is wrong with you? Only and idiot would do that. You should know better! Be an uber-elitist blue- blodded white snob like me! I don’t care about those savage brown people, and neither should you! In fact, if you *really* want to be successful, do what I did:

Marry a rich woman. Twice.”

It’s a wonder this man can even dress himself.

When asked to apologize, he defiantly declined, and claimed it was a “joke gone wrong”, aimed at the President.
Oh yeah. That makes it a *lot* better.

Keep talking, John. I’m begging you. The election is right around the bend, and you’re just making this *so* much easier.

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That’d Better Be Some Damn Good Cake!

Posted by Art On October - 30 - 2006

A few months ago I was sitting in the bar down the street, and I was having a rather maddening conversation with a soldier who had just returned from Iraq. At first, I was honored to shake his hand. By the end of the conversation, I wanted to cut my own hand off, so I could disavow ever touching him.

As it turns out, he was a “Bush-hater”. I could rattle on and on about the most of the insipid things that spilled from his mouth, but I think I’ll just focus on one thing for now:

“We’d all be a lot better off financially if the Democrats were in charge.”

I almost spit beer across the bar.

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Iraq: The Real Story

Posted by Art On October - 27 - 2006

This is why we do what we do.

Freedom is a human right. Not just an American one.

Thanks, Glenn.

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“Rush”-ing To Defense

Posted by Art On October - 25 - 2006

It must be a tough gig, being at the top of the heap. I don’t know how Rush Limbaugh does it, I really don’t. He’s on 600 stations, has over 20 million listeners, (including me) and he makes about $30 million a year. He deserves it too, because subject matter notwithstanding, he truly is the best host on radio.

Everybody who is honest with themselves knows this. But the trouble with it is, when you’re that big, everybody is gunning for you.

Looks like the mainstream media is after him again, claiming that Mr. Limbaugh made fun of actor Michael J. Fox, who suffers from Parkinson’s disease.

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The Week-Long Coffee Break

Posted by Art On October - 24 - 2006

I know. I know. I’ve slacked on the writing.

I’ve been busy.

In case some of you have been wondering what I’ve been up to lately, I’ve been remodeling my new apartment. That probably doesn’t sound like much to most people, but I am now living on a 5,000 square foot floor of a rather old building, and this has been no easy task. I just moved in last weekend, and just turning it from a total dump into a semi-tolerable living space has been a chore. I have been lucky enough to receive all kinds of help from family and friends, and I can’t thank them enough. It’s actually starting to look like I can live here and not die from some random carcinogen or hepatitis. Things are looking up.

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Man Of Fear

Posted by Art On October - 19 - 2006

One of two things is happening right now:

1. I’m becoming completely paranoid. (Which I’m sure some people believe) or…
2. There really is agenda in everything I see.

At the time of this writing, I have just seen “Man of the Year”, a movie starring comedian Robin Williams. In this film, Williams plays Tom Dobbs, a host of a political comedy show similar to Jon Stewart’s Daily show. The premise of the film is fairly simple. Essentially, Tom Dobbs become frustrated with our current party system, and decides to run for President of the United States himself, as an independent.

I must admit I had been looking forward to seeing this movie. I thought it was a great concept, and I was eager to see how Williams’ character would handle the Oval Office. By no means does this mean that I would actually like to see Jon Stewart become President, but I figured this movie would be a worthy entertainment experience nonetheless. I was sure It would just be a fun comedy without too many relevant underpinnings. You know, a little diversion into some fantasy.

Sadly, what I expected wasn’t what I got.

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