This should get ugly, yet amusing.
I promise I’ll write more. I’ve been kinda sidetracked.
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Archive for February, 2007
Sorry About That Whole ‘Stranded On The Tarmac’ Thing
On February - 27 - 2007
Stuff Happens.
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There *IS* A God
On February - 26 - 2007
The Hole – video powered by Metacafe
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The Most Dangerous Woman In America
On February - 20 - 2007
“I’m Hillary Clinton, and I’m here to tell you about ‘Operation Cut and Run ‘09′. Watch, listen, and bask in my glory, you useful idiots.”
“Oh crap. That was out loud!”
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Too Soon
On February - 20 - 2007
When I look back on all the stuff I have talked about over the last seven or eight months, I would have to say, that, in my opinion, my musings on the 2006 election were some of my best ramblings. This isn’t to say that I’m an expert on the topic by any means, or a true authority by any stretch of the imagination. However, I found the 2006 election to be inspiring, as far as my writing goes. It was easy, and stress free, as the words rolled out of my mind faster than I could put them on paper. In fact, it was so simple; I began to worry what I would write about after the election concluded. I mean, sure, there is a ton of crap out there I could pontificate on ad-nauseam, but, let’s face it. That can get boring. The trouble with that is, is that if *I* get bored, it will translate through to what you see on the page, and *you* will get bored and stop reading. That’s no good for anybody really.
Truth be told, I was rather fretting that the 2008 election was so far off, because for some reason, I don’t have a writer’s block issue when it comes to elections. What on earth was I going to do for the next 14 months or so? Sit on my hands, and maybe talk about all the mental midgets I come across on a daily basis? It was a scary proposition for me, I tell you.
Fret not, dear me. The 2008 election season is already upon us. I’m saved! I’m liberated! I’m inspired!
Nah. I’m pissed off.
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Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Smarter Than You
On February - 16 - 2007
Random thought of the moment: An intimidating situation can be defined as when you walk into a place and realize you are the dumbest person in the room. A *frightening* situation is when you walk into a place and realize you’re the *smartest* person in the room.
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It’s just about gotten to the point I can’t go anywhere. It’s because that I’m famous or have a bunch of money. It’s not because I like to draw attention to myself. Contrary to the beliefs of a few, I am not a publicity whore. I’m just a normal guy. Despite all this, I have a problem.
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