“President Bush, standing in front of a banner that read “Rebuilding Our Republican Majority” and flanked by two giant puzzle pieces, last night pledged to House Republicans that the GOP will retake both congressional chambers and “hold the White House in 2008.”
Well, I gotta tell ya, George. You really didn’t do much to keep us from losing the majority in the first place, did you?
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I try to like most people. As everybody knows, there are about a billion different personality types out there, so you are bound to meet some that you like, and some that you don’t like.
Unfortunately for me, it would seem that I am meeting a lot of the latter, lately, and it really gets to be depressing at times, because I meet a lot of people. But that being said, today I am talking about a specific kind of person:
The kind of people who talk just to hear themselves.
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I’m going to have to struggle through this, as words are escaping me at the moment.

This could be the biggest piece of propaganda garbage I have ever seen.
I’m not going to get into big head-expanding scientific arguments with you, because I have neither the time nor the inclination to do so right now.
Listen:
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“Afraid that a population explosion among squirrels in a city park could pose a public health risk, Santa Monica officials are ready to try a proven method of dealing with the problem: birth control shots.”
I am never, ever, ever moving to California. This state makes absolutely no sense to me whatsoever. It’s a state which is constantly regarded as one in financial peril, yet, it continually acts as though it has more money than brains.
I think this is proof of the latter, don’t you?
Let me see if I have this right. California wants free medical care for illegal aliens…and tree rats.
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