This is just too much.
See that, right there on the ground? That’s the “line”. Not the line that the statue crosses, but the line I’m about to dance a jig on. [Cue Irish folk music]
I see this, and it leaves me to ponder a very simple, yet honest and dangerous question:
I wonder if I painted myself a nice, warm shade of brown… could I run for president?
Popularity: 28% [?]
“President Bush, standing in front of a banner that read “Rebuilding Our Republican Majority” and flanked by two giant puzzle pieces, last night pledged to House Republicans that the GOP will retake both congressional chambers and “hold the White House in 2008.”
Well, I gotta tell ya, George. You really didn’t do much to keep us from losing the majority in the first place, did you?
Popularity: 26% [?]
“Iran’s president warned Washington’s European allies on Tuesday that Iran would reconsider its relations with them if they insist on punishing Tehran for its nuclear program, saying that would amount to an act of ‘hostility’.”
Fellow Americans:
Seriously. When are we going to grow a spine? I’ve had about all of this garbage I can take. How about you? Why does everybody insist on taking crap from a guy who looks like the monkey from ‘BJ and the Bear’? This guy sees *everything* as an act of hostility. Do you know why that is?
It’s because he’s a madman.
Popularity: 24% [?]
It seems I have received at least one write in vote for Illinois state treasurer.
(No I didn’t vote for myself)
My teams of lawyers are on the ground now, because I’m sure there will be all kinds of voter fraud.
That’s what the Democrats keep telling me, anyway.
I better dust off my high school econ book, or something.
Popularity: 22% [?]
“PARIS - Mexico’s foreign secretary said Monday the country may take a dispute over U.S. plans to build a fence on the Mexican border to the United Nations.
Luis Ernesto Derbez told reporters in Paris, his first stop on a European tour, that a legal investigation was under way to determine whether Mexico has a case.”
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Dear Luis Ernesto Derbez (de la Insignificante):
Popularity: 23% [?]