Apparently, the giant purple ‘5′ is to “Make it more distinguishable from other bills at a glance.”

Monopoly Money?

What, the already sizable ‘5′ or the HUMONGOUS PICTURE OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN on the FRONT of the bill isn’t a dead giveaway?

Seriously, if you need more help than that, you shouldn’t be leaving the house. Not without a helmet anyway. And don’t give me crap about being blind. If you’re blind, you wouldn’t see the ‘5′ if it folded out like a road map.

Maybe they figure since Canadian money is worth more, our money need to look more like theirs.

I weep for our future.

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2 Responses to “Oh, Please!”

  1. DC Says:

    Blues are fives. Purples are ten. Greens are twenties. And reds are fifties.

  2. cinco Says:

    Shut up. You’re just jealous because our beaner monies are all color-coordinated and pretty. Them pinche Canuckers jacked the idea, too. And as far as for this new 5 dollah bill. That color is offensive to my tender sensibilities! If they were going to honor me that way, they shoulda made it a GREEN color. Rat bastages!

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