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Art Covers The DNC: Day 2

Posted by Art On August - 27 - 2008

stupid-voterThe snarkiness continues on day 2 of the Democratic National Convention. Reverse Order:

@davejohnston:“I *might* back Universal Nachos.”

“Militant lesbians and beta males unite! Together we shall achieve mediocrity!”

“”I’m a United States Senator….because Rudy Giuliani got cancer.”

“Bow before the Great Pumpkin!

“Just think of what America will be! Soup lines! Hospital waiting lists! An abortion for every womb! WE WILL BE EUROPE!

“@lesliecarbone: come on now. a 5-4 gun rights decision is a *total* headlock ;)”

“Green collar jobs? Do we really need more baristas?”

“I wonder if young men over look at Chelsea and think “she’s cute”, and then look at her mom and start to rethink things.

“How dare my phone ring. I lost valuable ridicule time.”

“”Bill Clinton his in Hillary Clinton’s box.” says Wolf. Right. Like *that’s* happened in the last decade.”

“@Leslieann44: Last night was much more fun for me. This is excruciatingly boring. I feel like I’m doing stand up at a funeral.”

“@coffeygrinds: The proper term is “Messiah”.”

“Mark Warner just cited Peoria, IL. My home. I’d rather not have any help from him. He’s as dumb as his teeth are shiny.”

“Let me see if I have this right, Did Mark Warner expect Bush to draft all of us into some govt works project to get us off oil? Dope.”

“another cookie cutter speech. A Lawrence Welk DVD box set is more entertaining.”

“ad thought: I agree with a lot of what T. Boone Pickens says, but he is incorrectly defining “transfer of wealth”.

“@Leslieann44: Twitter is finally fun for me :)”

“Please stop trying to corner Romney on TV about being the VP nominee. He’s not going to let the cat out of the bag.”

“Did Alan Colmes actually get his eyes re-aligned, or is it just a camera trick

“A lot of PROGRESSIVE Insuranance commercials. Ponderous.

“@coffeygrinds: Horridly boring. I can’t even think of anything funny to say. …Yet, anyway”
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