What an honor.

This is a dream come true. After years and years of toil and trouble, I have been awarded my rightful place in history.
I have now been enshrined along with world leaders and the movers and shakers of the world.

I would like to thank all of the little people who helped me get here, because after all, it’s tough to climb upward without having toes to step on, hands to bite, and dreams to crush.

I would especially like to thank all those who have personally set out to destroy me and never accomplished it, and all of the outcome-based education types who have challenged me and lost miserably.

I applaud all of you. You have been the speed bumps on my road to glory.
Keep the hate alive.

Two things before I go:

1. I was on the Internet before it had *pictures*.
2. Time Magazine is a rag, and this is a disgrace.

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